**********ATTENTION RECRUIT*************
TODAY YOU TAKE THIS TRAINING TO SHOW ALL THE CALCULATOR USERS ON WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A MATH SOLDIER OF FORTUNE. HOW QUICKLY YOU CAN COMPUTE A MATH PROBLEM USING YOUR NOGGIN INSTEAD OF A DEVICE THAT SPEAKS IN 1s and 0s.
YOU WILL BE TIMED AND EACH TIME YOU GET A PROBLEM RIGHT IT WILL ADD TO YOUR RANK THAT IS AIDED BY THE YOUR SCORE. SPEED AND PRECISION IS KEY!!!
ONE DAY YOU WILL BRING JOY AND ENTERTAINMENT TO THIS OLD 5 STAR GENERALS HEART.
THESE TEARS YOU SEE, TEARS OF JOY....
ENOUGH ABOUT ME RECRUIT LETS GET STARTED WITH THE MATH BOOT CAMP AND ONWARD TO MATH GLORY!!